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redlark:

There’s a hole in my lawn and evidently Welly just discovered it’s perfectly dog shaped

taco-bell-rey:

Trying to turn in an art project and your teacher says “it’s not done”

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(Source: taco-bell-rey, via bisexualfaithlehane)

vampirestump:

patrick stump [nods vigorously]

(via punkfob)

  • iPhone user:

    I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6

  • Android user:

    Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else

  • iPhone user:

    I just like this pho-

  • Android user:

    The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

ifinddelightinthegruesomeandgrim:

Steal His Look: Bob Belcher
Versace apron - $635
Fendi mustache - $98
Louis Vuitton shirt - $7,245
Giorgio Armani suede shoes - $369
Calphalon spatula - $179

foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

(via sweetarethediscords)

koolnet:

tittily:

send this to your crush with no context


i sent this to my crush and he said “that churns me on”
corgisandboobs:

Are you ready for walkies? they ask.
"I was born ready for walkies.”

annmariexrose:

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

(via thebooblytrumpet)

robin-sparkles:

Oh man, I cried so hard when Fred got eliminated from America’s Next Top Model.
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